First off, let’s admit we all need to eat something.  All living things take something in and let something out.  Whether through a cell membrane or a mouth and anus, we need to eat and expel to live.  There is no shame in that.
 
Even the sun eats and expels to exist.  We are made of the cooled matter of an old star explosion.  We are lighted, warmed, and powered by our current star, and we …

It ain’t necessarily so,
no it ain’t necessarily so.
The things that you’re liable to read in the Bible
It ain’t necessarily so.
 
Mathusala lived nine hundred years,
yea, Mathusala lived nine hundred years.
But who calls that livin’ when no gal will give in to
No man what’s nine hundred years.
 
I’m glad to be in a religious tradition where both aspects of this naughty song can be sung in church: the Bible might not be true, and a sex joke.  Both …

Who am I to found a religion catering to atheists, ecologists, libertines, humanists and believers?  Read on.
I’m not one to feign piety or push fantastic beliefs.  Those who do – annoy me.  I’m largely humanistic (humans are free, fallible, and able), naturalistic (nature is dear; it is our origin and home), and deistic (the divine is found more through nature than scripture).
God isn’t the mean inscrutable man most of the theistic religions believe in and …